Security at the North Pole

The spirit of Christmas is strong, but it isn’t always strong enough. Sometimes Santa and his helpers need some professional protection. That is where the Top Shelf Elf Security team comes in.

Do you think you have what it takes to protect Mr. Claus, the toys, and the entire elf community from insidious saboteurs, kidnappers, and thieves? If so, send the team at Northern Post Careers, LLC your resume!

Security for Santa Claus

The Grinch never learned to love Christmas. In the real world, the Grinch is still at-large. Every single year, he treks from North of Whoville to wreak havoc on the North Pole and its faithful inhabitants. Last year, he tried to derail the toy trains in the Christmas park! The year before that? He tried to destroy perfectly good cookies with semi-sweet chocolate chips!

For these reasons and more, we try to amp up the security measures for Santa and the elves come Christmas time.

What We Look for in Security Elves

Job Description:

We need elves of all varieties to work on our security team. Most importantly, we need elves who aren’t afraid to sing. As every spirited Christmas-lover knows, the Grinch’s biggest weakness is Christmas carols. Rumour has it though, this year his biggest weakness is Justin Bieber’s “Yummy”. 

Responsibilities:

• Decode Santa’s messages
• Fly helicopters and sleighs
• Carry Santa to the safe house
• Infiltrate mall Santa’s team of helpers
• Check mysterious letters to Santa
• Test cookies and milk left out for Santa
• Grinch lookout

Requirements:

• 5 years’ experience in hide-and-seek
• Fluent in English, Dwarvish, Elvish, Hohoese and ASL
• Ability to lift 250-350 lbs (or Santa’s current body weight)

The Perks of the Job:

• Free cookies
• Unrestricted access to Santa’s Naughty or Nice lists
• Unlimited cellular data
• Free dry-cleaning (Top Shelf elves always have to look their best!)

Submit Your Resume Today

Do you have a thirst for adventure? A Hero Complex you just can’t shake? If so, submit your resume to Northern Post Careers, LLC at your convenience!