Toymaker

Being a toymaker is an honourable and coveted position here in the North Pole. Our toymaking team is made up of hundreds of dedicated elves, each with unique specialties and duties.

Toymaking today is a lot more complicated than it once was. Children in 2020 are no longer only interested in china dolls, wooden trucks, and colourful bouncing balls. Many young people want sophisticated electronic toys and products related more closely to mainstream popular human culture.

To meet these new demands, we have expanded our toymaking operation and have added some new and exciting departments. Keep reading to learn more about our current opportunities.

Toymaking Opportunities: Job Description

Human Research Representatives

To keep our fingers on the pulse, we have recruited a specialized team of researchers. These researchers have a keen interest in human cultures. They keep up to date with communities worldwide and propose toy ideas they believe will excite modern children.

Our human research reps are responsible for the ongoing success of Santa’s toy operation as we move through the 21^st century. If you have a knack for humanism and sub-northern activities, this could be the position for you.

Technology Team

Our technology team, affectionately known as tech trolls, are in charge of designing and developing electronic toys. These technicians create everything from iPads to electronic scooters, video games, drones, robots, and everything in between.

Traditionalists

As important as it is to re-envision toymaking in the modern-day, here in the North Pole, we also believe in the value of traditionalism. Our traditional toymakers are in charge of revamping traditional toys and finding ways to make these items attractive to children.

Unlike electronics, traditional toys are essential for the tactile and imaginative development of children. In this sense, our traditionalists take their role very seriously.

Responsibilities:

• Research human behaviour
• Pitch new toy ideas
• Oversee project development
• Purchase materials
• Assemble toys
• Repair defective toys and accessories

Requirements:

• 378 years’ experience
• A go-getter personality
• Ability to work in a fast-pace environment
• Detail-oriented
• Punctual and capable of meeting deadlines
• Fluent in English, Dwarvish, and Elvish
• Ability to lift up to 15 elf-lbs

Pay and Benefits:

Northern Post Careers, LLC is proud to offer valuable experience at no charge to those who meet the requirements.  

Benefits include:

• Unlimited cookies and milk
• Unlimited hot cocoa
• Lodging and food
• 1-day vacation (every 100 years)

If you think you have what it takes to join the team, contact Northern Post Careers, LLC today.